Monday, September 3, 2007

I'm mad as hell. I HATE HATE HATE it when the first solution to a problem with a girl is to do what she's doing to me. As in, ignoring a girl that ignores me. While on the one hand it actually accomplishes keeping me the hell out of her way so that I cease to be corrupted by said harpy, on the other hand I'm going crazy because I want to TELL HER OFF. It's like trying to ignore a loaf of bread. The bread can ignore you indefinitely. It's BREAD. But after a while, you want a damn sandwich and so you talk to the bread.

Well.

You know what I mean. I hope.

You know, I think this post is really just an excuse to use the word "harpy" in context. And I love wacky metaphors.